Keenspot Bikeeni Summer 2001
Spots Illustrated Swimsuit Edition


Elf Life.
by Carson Fire

.    The sprite visits Muscle Beach!

...and displays his stunning physique in a pair of black speedos.

Also in picture is his personal trainer, Deiter, who is quite amazed at the performance of his tiny new pupil. The sprite has been working out non-stop for over twenty minutes and hasn't lifted the weights once!

When told to do some bench presses, he eagerly shoved his entire body against the bench for several sweaty seconds. When told to try the dumbbells instead, he found a perfect opportunity to display his log rolling talents, and rolled around for quite a bit while Deiter attempted to regain his sanity.

The sprite was disappointed, though, since he wasn't able to achieve an even tan this year. But that's OK... he's still a babe magnet.

c.2001 Carson Fire

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Then come discover a real MAN'S fantasy adventure. Epic storylines... cunning plot twists... wild action... and the most unusual cast of heroic elves and naked faeries anywhere!

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